{"title":"CRAP","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"crap-cup-coffee-kiss-cut-vinyl-sticker-grumpy-mug-decal-for-tumblers-laptops-windows","title":"Crap Cup Coffee Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3\" x 4\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSheet width, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSheet height, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e4.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePunchy, bold, and full of attitude — this kiss-cut vinyl decal puts sass on display. A steaming, snarling coffee cup emblazoned with hand-lettered text sticks to laptops, water bottles, car windows, or café glass and holds up to the elements. The satin finish tames glare while vibrant inks keep the orange and blue tones lively. The thin white kiss-cut border gives the art room to breathe and makes peeling and application easy. Whether it rides on your planner, your favorite mug, or the front window of your workspace, this decal reads like a caffeine-fueled statement: energetic, a little cheeky, and ready for daily wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for people who wear their coffee mood on their sleeve — or on their gear. It thrives on morning commutes, busy café shifts, sticker-bombed laptops, and anything that needs an expressive pop of color.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. 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This glossy kiss-cut vinyl graphic snaps a personality into place: matte mornings, sharp wit, and that unmistakable ‘don’t-talk-until-I’ve-had-my-caffeine’ energy. It clings cleanly to laptops, journals, water bottles, or a fogged window above a sink — wherever the grumpiest member of your crew leaves their mark. The colors pop against dark gear or pale notebooks, and the crisp cut gives it a tidy, finished look. Durable enough to outlast a few commutes and daily use, it’s a small, pointed way to declare mood and style without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":52541679042836,"sku":"26143455595362136263","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/9150\/3636\/files\/14471813078248877128_2048.jpg?v=1779644683"},{"product_id":"crap-cup-coffee-sticker-funny-angry-flaming-coffee-mug-kiss-cut-vinyl-decal","title":"Crap Cup Coffee Sticker Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3\" x 4\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Sheet width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Sheet height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eBright, bold kiss-cut vinyl decals that bring attitude and color wherever you stick them. These satin-finish stickers showcase high-contrast, crisp printing that keeps flames, facial details, and type sharp and vibrant. Weatherproof and scratch-resistant, they hold up outside and on daily-use gear without losing color for up to three years. The removable adhesive lifts cleanly, and the 1\/8\" white kiss-cut border gives each design a finished, framed look—great for laptops, water bottles, windows, and tumblers. Note: very small adjacent details may merge during cutting and lighter fills can show slight grain from the print process. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts. Backing paper includes a small barcode.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. 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The design — a scowling, steaming coffee cup and cheeky text — brings a playful, slightly grumpy energy that resonates with caffeine lovers who speak fluent espresso. Toss it in a backpack, keep it at your desk, or slip it into a picnic basket; it’s made to travel and to stand out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Regular Can","offer_id":52541803004180,"sku":"32187706155429491097","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/9150\/3636\/files\/1723928644816974018_2048.jpg?v=1779649908"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.crapcupcoffee.com\/collections\/crap.oembed","provider":"CrapCupCoffee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}